Ok, my kids are currently in swimming lessons from 11:00-11:50 am. Open swim at our pool starts at 12:00 pm. There is a Wendy's restaurant across the street and so last summer, we often swam, ran to Wendy's and then went back for open swim and usually stayed until 2:00 pm.
So, today was the first day to do it this summer. The only problem is that toothsome #4's nap is at 11:30ish and so I knew I would be pushing the envelope by going back for open swim without first putting her down for a nap. However, we my kids were still in their swimming suits, and I didn't want to deal with going back home to do it.
POINT NUMBER 1: I am a crappy mom because my house is within walking distance to the pool and going home to put her down for a nap would have been no big deal. She only sleeps until 2:00, so we would have had plenty of open swim time before going home to get dinner ready. Nobody would have cared but me and I did care, so we didn't.
So, we swam and everyone had a great time. Toothsome #4 was fearless in the water, I was able to talk to some great friends and enjoy the pool on a hot day (currently 92 degrees).
At 2:00 pm, I loaded the kids in the car and decided that instead of going straight home, we would go to the grocery store, which is in the same parking lot as the Wendys.
POINT NUMBER 2: I am a crappy mom because it was WAY past toothsome #4's nap time and instead of taking her home, I went grocery shopping. It took about 45 minutes.
While shopping, some lady says to me, "Your baby has fallen asleep in the cart." I look down and poor toothsome #4 is fast asleep with her little head bobbing back and forth--you know, like the men in the bishopric do during Sacrament meeting.
POINT NUMBER 3: I am a crappy mom because instead of leaving and putting her to bed, I had toothsome #1 hold her head still, while I pushed the cart and finished my grocery list. I only had about 3 things left to get and I was bound and determined to get them--regardless of my little baby's sleeping needs.
We headed home and finally toothsome #4 was put in her crib.
POINT NUMBER 4: I am a crappy mom because because Toothsome #4 was put in her crib, in her swim suit with her swim diaper still on which means she will probably go pee all over herself and wake up. I will need to change her bedding which will be payback to me for taking such crappy care of her in the first place.
POINT NUMBER 5: I am a crappy mom because when I got home a friend called and invited me to go to the pool on Thursday at 12:00 to do the same thing and I AGREED!
To finish this day, maybe I should just give everyone ice cream and Diet Coke for dinner and let them stay up until midnight.
