Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I love my two year old but sometimes. . .
Today has been one of those days. My darling, precocious, delight of our lives, two year old pulled out all of the stops today. I'm exhausted.
5:30 am: Woke up and demanded to be read to
6:00 am: Took off her pajamas and wanted to take a shower with her daddy
6:30 am: Refused to put on her clothes
7:30am: Removed her diaper because it was "too yucky" (it had nothing in it)
8:00am: Demanded to eat my cereal
8:04: Demanded a hot dog for breakfast
9:00 am: Dumped out a bottle of bubbles on the carpet
10:00 am: Washed her hands at the sink, getting water all over the kitchen
10:30 am: Took off all her clothes, removed all of the cushions from the sofas
11:00 am: Dumped out all of the Easter grass from the Easter baskets all over my great room
12:00-12:45 pm: Took a nap (1.5 hours shorter than normal)
2:30 pm: Dumped water all over the kitchen floor
3:00: Drew all over her shirt with a magic marker
4:00 pm: Got play-do in the carpet
5:00 pm: Took off her clothes again
5:30 pm: Went into her sister's room and pulled dresses off hangers and spread paper and envelopes all on the floor.
6:00 pm: Dumped her hamburger (dinner) on the floor
7:00 pm: Found more play-do
8:30 pm: Was an angel for her father, who wanted to know what I had been complaining about all day.
I need a Calgone moment.